Close all your Bank of America accounts (11 February 2008)
Standard good advice, and BusinessWeek has just provided another great reason.
Here’s an idea: If you don’t want people saying you pimped out your daughter, don’t pimp out your daughter.
How not to get your job back (19 September 2007)
A recently laid-off Warwick, RI man threatened his ex-boss with a handgun, saying he’d kill him and his family if unless he was rehired within 30 days.
“You ought never to take your little brother’s ‘chewing-gum’ away
from him by main force; it is better to rope him in with the promise
of the first two dollars and a half you find floating down the
river on a grindstone. In the artless simplicity natural to this
time of life, he will regard it as a perfectly fair transaction.
In all ages of the world this eminently plausible fiction has lured
the obtuse infant to financial ruin and disaster.”
“Advice to Little Girls”
#Tip: It's dangerous to forfeit chess games. (24 May 2007)
Ohio yesterday executed an inmate who killed his cellmate for giving up during chess games.
“His last words reportedly were: “‘Yes, boy, I could sure go for some beef stew and a chicken bone. That’s it.’”
Tip: The Federal Bureau of Prisons does not appreciate parties. (23 May 2007)
Buddy’s welcome party at Fifteen Beacon has been canceled at the request of the Bureau of Prisons. Apparently, you’re not supposed to celebrate hiring a corrupt ex-politician right out of jail.

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