WE TRUST, In God
Zion man now officially named In God We Trust
[I guess it’s better than Ms. GoldenPalace.com (the former Ms. Terri Iligan. But at least she got paid.]
Steve Kreuscher is no more.
[I guess I can understand getting sick of spelling “Kreuscher” for people. I’m starting to get sick of telling CSRs in India how to spell “Bradley”.]
A Lake County judge granted permission to the Zion man Friday to officially change his name to “In God We Trust.” That’s “In God” as a first name and “We Trust” as a last name….
We Trust said the new name more closely represents his devotion to God than “Steve Kreuscher” did.
[There’s something to be said for The New York Times’s formality. I really like the ring of Mr. We Trust.]
The process to change his name took roughly three months. Throughout the course We Trust said he was looking for a sign from God that would let him know it was a good idea. He got it one day while adding up the expenses for the name change, which came out to roughly $600.
[I was expecting him to get a sign from the Almighty while looking in his wallet, but no:]
“I didn’t want to use my own money because things are tight,” said the father of four. “Three weeks later, I got my (tax) rebate check for $600….
[Wow. So God really is working through George Bush.]
Apparently, the Chicago Tribune reported earlier that Mr. We Trust was concerned about the boogeyman atheists “having the phrase ‘In God We Trust’ removed from U.S. currency.”
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